doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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