I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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