Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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