16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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