her vagine was all disorganized.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
