We named our party play list daddy issues
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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