Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
