Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
