He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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