He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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