Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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