What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
