I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
