Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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