so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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