have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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