So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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