In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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