I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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