these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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