So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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