he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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