If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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