vagina is talking i cant
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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