How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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