Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
