if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I am midnight drunk by noon
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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