You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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