my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I party with great urgency now.
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