worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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