idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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