We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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