Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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