I can tuck mytits in my pants
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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