normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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