Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Randomize
