I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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