just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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