We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
two words: eviction party
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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