Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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