what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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