Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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