Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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