I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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