How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i've created a new STD.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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