Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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