Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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