I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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