Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
