don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
