How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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