do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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