the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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