Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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