what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well you can't waste a boner
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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