Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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