Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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